Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Brainwashed

Dear Brother Sam, 
How do you get brainwashed young adults to open their mind (sic) and step outside the bible box? These kids are my nieces and they have been brainwashed their whole lives . . . If I even mention anything about no gawd, they cop an attitude.
Love,
Brother Frank DelNiro


Dear Brother Frank,
PART 1
Sad to say, I don’t know how to get brainwashed young adults, or anybody else, to think for themselves. Nor have I, so far I know, ever talked a believer into becoming an atheist. A legit evangelist with a record like that would be drummed right out of the Corps of Crooks and Charlatans. But there’s no governing authority for the atheist branch of the trade, so I’m OK.
PART 2 Tomorrow
Love,
Brother Sam