Dear Brother Sam,
Why an atheist evangelist? I mean, goddamn.
Dear Sister and Brother Y'all,
Because it bugs believers. I think of the three-point-four-billion Moslems and Jews and Christians, worldwide, of the more than two-hundred-seventy-five million Americans who profess actual belief in the mythical god of Abraham, and I recognize the incomprehensible might that they collectively represent, and here am I, one guy, getting a few things off my chest, and it bugs them. Goddamn I love that.